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« Een warm weekend. | Home | Vliegenvangers! »

Smile!

A Queensland farmer got in his car and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.  
A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home"? the farmer asked.
"Sorry mate, he isn't" the boy replied.  "He went into town."
"Well," said the farmer, "Is your mum here"?
"No, sir, she's not here either.  She went into town with Dad"
"How about your brother, Greg? Is he here?”
"He went with Mum and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for ya"? the boy asked politely.  "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one.  Or maybe, I could take a message for Dad."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.  It's about your brother Greg getting my daughter pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment.

"You would have to talk to Dad about that," he finally conceded.  “If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don't know how much he gets for Greg."  :-)
With love from Switzerland


nine comments:

Hahahahaha moet toch een veelvoud zijn van de kosten van het bezwangeren van een varken of een koe! ;-)
[Belinda] (URL) - 24 06 08 - 10:58

Haha %-) prachtig.
Jacky (URL) - 24 06 08 - 15:18

Gokje: $75 ?? Whaha ik zie het helemaal voor me dit!
Suzan - 24 06 08 - 18:05

Prachtiger mop!
tagrijn () (URL) - 24 06 08 - 19:51

Ik zou er nog geen dubbeltje voor geven, de kosten die later komen zijn zo wie zo hoger.

Love As Always
Di Mario
Di Mario () (URL) - 24 06 08 - 22:30

Ha ha! Hij is steengoed! :-)
Actiefront! / Rokersdag.nl (URL) - 25 06 08 - 10:50

Een kei van een mop, heb je er nog meer??Het wordt voor mij tijd dat ik weer ga lachen hoor want dat gejank al die twee maanden, ik word zo moe van mezelf...
groetjes van leny
leny (URL) - 25 06 08 - 14:25

Dit is echte humor!
Bloempje () (URL) - 25 06 08 - 20:54

Humor van de bovenste plank Joanna.

Houdoe
Teo Torriatte () (URL) - 29 06 08 - 08:01


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